<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045237</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:49:01.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Spanking The Monkey</title><subtitle type='html'>This page is not just about the literal spanking of monkeys, although that is an amusing activity. Rather, it is a place for me to comment on any random, fucked up shit that I feel like commenting on at the time. And believe me, there is a lot of fucked up shit out there.   </subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://spankingthemonkey.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045237/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://spankingthemonkey.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mr_FunkyMonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11833611946215675339</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045237.post-109981907930308280</id><published>2004-11-07T01:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-07T01:17:59.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Ahh,  Spanking the Monkey - For some an amusing pastime, for others a colloquial term for flogging the dolphin. But for those of us who own neither monkey nor dolphin, what else can the term be used for? Well, replace "Spank" with "Laugh my ass off at" and "Monkey" with "Random, funny, pointless shit that pervades our daily lives" and you get a pretty good description of what I am trying to do here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9045237-109981907930308280?l=spankingthemonkey.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://spankingthemonkey.blogspot.com/feeds/109981907930308280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9045237&amp;postID=109981907930308280' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045237/posts/default/109981907930308280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045237/posts/default/109981907930308280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://spankingthemonkey.blogspot.com/2004/11/ahh-spanking-monkey-for-some-amusing.html' title=''/><author><name>Mr_FunkyMonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11833611946215675339</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
